10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--