10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have