10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...