10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe