10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Fold and live to fold again