10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.