10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha