10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters