10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow