10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"