10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "No river, no fish."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss