10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.