10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.