10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes