10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders