10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.