10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "No river, no fish."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?