10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com