10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.