10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha