10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.