10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus