10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• It's Free To Fold...