10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.