10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!