10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'