10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?