10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson