10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs