10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)