10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fold and live to fold again
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986