10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05