10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
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