10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• It's Free To Fold...
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for loners.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.