10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"