10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob