10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson