10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22