10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls