10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.