10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.