10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Fook the floosh droo!