10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22