10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester