10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus