10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Welcome to kicker school
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for loners.