10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.