10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Fook the floosh droo!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.