10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.