10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."